Hey Guys!

You should totally check out me and Joey talking to this hot stripper chick. She wanted us soooo bad, but was totally intimidated my our fat cash.

STRIP TEASED

It got Daily 1st yesterday! Which is way awesome!

Also, did you know that other Joey and Phil, the "real" Joey and Phil (I don't get it, either) started podcasting? They're a few episodes in and have tons of fun stuff in them, like insights into the show, games, and sketches. They had Bear Warrior on the last one. He was so cool. I can't wait to go camping with him again.

DESTRUCTO BOXCAST ON iTUNES: http://tinyurl.com/boxcast

You can email them questions at The Boxcast Email Address and they'll answer them on the show!

Alright, I gotta go. There's some weird shit going down in the apartment. It smells really bad and there's old food and green blotches everywhere, and I keep hearing some kind of gargling. TIME TO INVESTIGATE!

-Philkington

All I know is one minute I'm eating my favorite mango mango chip ice cream and the next I'm hanging with my new lawyer friend Arnie Dibbles. What's rap music?

LAWYER UP!

We're celebrating Christmas this week with a Destructo Box double feature! Check out DESTRUCTO BOX CHRISTMAS! It's easy enough to find... It got a Daily 1st yesterday!

Too bad for Santa though. It's really too bad...

Excuse me while I go cry some more.

Happy Christmas,

Phil

Man, THE BEARD OF THE DAMNED was sure scary. I mean, at one point I thought I actually WAS a tree. Jeez...

-Philangee

If you haven't noticed, our new short THE LINT TRAP is up and received a Daily 2nd yesterday! Watch it, rate it, and take heed its message: Pocket Rape is a very real problem.

Lint donations accepted to the victims of pocket rape!

With love,
Philsner

Things get a little out of hand in our new Desructo Box adventure BUM NUTS! Check it out and let us know what you think!

-Philthy

There's a new Destructo Box short out today! Watch, rate, and comment on Glotion Sickness!

Shit gets cRaZy!!!

-Philabuster

Destructo Box has a SERIES PAGE! Sooo awesome. The Newgrounds Gods are smiling on us, and the sunlight is reflecting off of their flawlessly white teeth to create a some sort of warming, glowing effect. It's nice.

-Philatio

Destructo Box Fand Drive! hit #3 yesterday! Thanks for all the views, votes and comments!

-Pee

Hello. Welcome to the philBOX page.
I am phil from Destructo Box.

I currently have no internet at my house, so Joey had to update my profile for me.
Did I mention Joey is the best? He's probably the coolest guy I know.

I just want it to be understood that I think joey is great and in no way does this have to do with the fact he is updating my profile for me without my knowledge.

- philBOX