Strip Teased and the Destructo Boxcast!

2011-06-17 10:48:55 by philBOX

Hey Guys!

You should totally check out me and Joey talking to this hot stripper chick. She wanted us soooo bad, but was totally intimidated my our fat cash.


It got Daily 1st yesterday! Which is way awesome!

Also, did you know that other Joey and Phil, the "real" Joey and Phil (I don't get it, either) started podcasting? They're a few episodes in and have tons of fun stuff in them, like insights into the show, games, and sketches. They had Bear Warrior on the last one. He was so cool. I can't wait to go camping with him again.


You can email them questions at The Boxcast Email Address and they'll answer them on the show!

Alright, I gotta go. There's some weird shit going down in the apartment. It smells really bad and there's old food and green blotches everywhere, and I keep hearing some kind of gargling. TIME TO INVESTIGATE!



2011-04-13 18:42:47 by philBOX

All I know is one minute I'm eating my favorite mango mango chip ice cream and the next I'm hanging with my new lawyer friend Arnie Dibbles. What's rap music?


Merry Christmas!

2010-12-21 08:18:43 by philBOX

We're celebrating Christmas this week with a Destructo Box double feature! Check out DESTRUCTO BOX CHRISTMAS! It's easy enough to find... It got a Daily 1st yesterday!

Too bad for Santa though. It's really too bad...

Excuse me while I go cry some more.

Happy Christmas,


The Beardening...

2010-10-28 11:10:28 by philBOX

Man, THE BEARD OF THE DAMNED was sure scary. I mean, at one point I thought I actually WAS a tree. Jeez...


Clean Yo Britches, Bitches!

2010-09-29 19:16:44 by philBOX

If you haven't noticed, our new short THE LINT TRAP is up and received a Daily 2nd yesterday! Watch it, rate it, and take heed its message: Pocket Rape is a very real problem.

Lint donations accepted to the victims of pocket rape!

With love,

Go nuts for Bum Nuts!

2010-09-02 14:40:48 by philBOX

Things get a little out of hand in our new Desructo Box adventure BUM NUTS! Check it out and let us know what you think!


There's a new Destructo Box short out today! Watch, rate, and comment on Glotion Sickness!

Shit gets cRaZy!!!


Destructo Box SERIES PAGE?!?!?!?

2010-07-16 12:55:04 by philBOX

Destructo Box has a SERIES PAGE! Sooo awesome. The Newgrounds Gods are smiling on us, and the sunlight is reflecting off of their flawlessly white teeth to create a some sort of warming, glowing effect. It's nice.


We're #3!

2010-07-15 12:23:08 by philBOX

Destructo Box Fand Drive! hit #3 yesterday! Thanks for all the views, votes and comments!


Phil here..Sort of!

2010-07-13 15:48:39 by philBOX

Hello. Welcome to the philBOX page.
I am phil from Destructo Box.

I currently have no internet at my house, so Joey had to update my profile for me.
Did I mention Joey is the best? He's probably the coolest guy I know.

I just want it to be understood that I think joey is great and in no way does this have to do with the fact he is updating my profile for me without my knowledge.

- philBOX